Moving puts a major cramp in my quiet evenings. It's been all caulk all the time. Yes, that's right...I said caulk.
It actually forgot my password to this site and had to mess around with all my user name/password options to find the right one. Why can't they are least tell you if one or the other is right? I know that we are supposed to be all tech-savvy when it comes to passwords to prevent hackers, but holy crap....why can't we just have one solid user name and password for the entire internet? Is that too much to ask for? Who owns the internet anyway and how do I get a hold of them to offer my input??
I have like a bazillion passwords. Probably close to two bazillion user names. It's simply too much. With the exception of having the cute IT guy reset my password at work, there are zero benefits to having this many. Hackers...pfft...whatever...I laugh in your face. Do you want access to my spam mail and maxed out credit cards? Go ahead and take them! My new user name for everything is going to be "frustrated" and my password will be "sexually"....that's easy enough to remember. Did I mention I'm separated now? Gahhh...that's a totally different *R Rated* blog...
There's all my work passwords for every single different, annoying, stupid, frustrating program we use. Can't repeat a password for like 30 years so now I've just started adding numbers to the end of it. I'll be at ************2010001928 by the time I retire.
Then there's the house...computer, phone, Netflix...which is actually my mother's account so I have to remember her username/password too, internet (FB, Twitter, Instagram, Playboy...for the articles, my email, the kids emails,) and the Wi-Fi. All of those to remember plus now Jeremy wants to start changing our Wi-Fi login name for shits and giggles. Like I don't have enough to remember...now I have remember it's "Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi". Nah. Nope. Moving on...
