How many texts can a little boy text if the little boy gets a new texting cell phone?
2875....
Holy SHA-BAM!!
That's like...a gazillion messages a day!! Wait while I bust out the handy-dandy calculator...
That's 169 messages a day! Hold on....yeah I think that's right? It was mostly holidays so he slept for at least 10 hrs a day...so 14 hours divided by 169... that's approx. 12 messages an hour. Is that right?! I don't know...ok, well 12 an hour doesn't seem so bad. Am I missing something??? Two thousand, eight hundred, and seventy-five texts in 16 days seems crazy. But 12 messages an hour seems ok to me? Now I'm confused and not sure what my point was going to be....
Never mind.
The whole cell phone thing has worked out quite well. I didn't really think it was necessary, I guess it's still not necessary, but it's definitely handy. It's nice knowing he's only a phone call away at all times.
I would have loved a "Zack Morris" cell phone back in my day. I was 18 I think before I got one and it only made phone calls (boooo!!). Geez...I'm so turning into one of those "back in my day" people. Yikes, being 30 sucks.
Next on the list is Grace. For some reason she seems to think that whatever her brother does she gets to do too. Which is sort of true, but she forgets about the age difference. So when he gets to walk home from school in grade five, she thinks she should be able to do it in grade two. Not likely. I can't trust her as far as I can throw her. She's a wandering soul, her brother not so much. She's all "ohhh look at the butterfly"....and then ends up down the road and around the corner to follow it. Maybe next year she'll get a trial run for walking home everyday, but not a day sooner. So of course, since Jeremy got a phone she feels she's entitled to one. For what I'm not sure?! She's either here, or at one of two friends houses, or at school. She doesn't go anywhere else. Tough luck cookie!! Ask me again in three years and we'll see...
Better yet, send me a text!!
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