Friday, 15 June 2012

Falling Fool

So, some fool decides he's going to risk his life, in front of his children, by walking across a tight rope over Niagara Falls.  It's all over the TV, Twitter and Facebook.  Why do people do stupid things like this?!? 

I guess cause people like me stop everything and keep the kids up late just to watch it!

The thought of it terrifies me, and I guarantee I will have crazy dreams about it all night.  I'll be on the tight rope, hanging for dear life, while my friends and family laugh and me...oh, and I'm sure I'll be naked.  Then I will drop to my drowning-broken-bones death...and then wake up sweating.  Meanwhile, Todd will be hitting me (in a non-abusive and non-grey way)...yelling at me to shut up and go back to sleep. I will cry, he will make fun and me, and then we'll start the process all over again.

Just like Shark Week on Discovery, I will watch this and then freak right out for weeks.

...........And it begins....dude has a harness on. WTF?!?!  Now I don't even care if he falls.....


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